Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Multi-lingual 笑劇

記得小時聽過一個本地的諧劇,當時是用卡帶聽的。。。

劇名是《走江湖》。它是說一名廣東籍的江湖郎中,到了某個地方,想要推銷他的藥,就找了個福建人做翻譯。福建人頻頻翻譯錯,鬧出許多笑話。以下是其中幾句:


廣東人:今日細佬初次黎到貴地。

福建人:依小弟昨咪有給鬼捏。

...

廣東人:食咗包你冇事。

福建人:o甲了tia tiok 包死。

...

廣東人:我包兩包畀你。

福建人:依巴nei巴給你。

...

廣東人:一年醫四百幾人。

福建人:一年醫死百gua人。

廣東人:每一個都冇事。

福建人:沒一個沒死。


這一類多語言笑劇,恐怕也只有新馬華人才聽得懂。可惜的是,獅城李光耀政府和大馬『熱愛母語』的一群過去數十年推行『講華語運動』,年輕一代華人的方言都『唔駛得』。

如果這裏有哪一位仁兄仁姐還有《走江湖》的卡帶或唱片,就請你設法把它轉換成MP3格式讓大家分享吧。我先在此謝過。。。


11 comments:

  1. too bad I don't understand.

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  2. hahahaaaa....so funny!! :D

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  3. HAHAHA good one! although don't really understand hokkien but I can understand the words.

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  4. wenn
    Never mind. Thanks for dropping by.

    迷迭香
    You understand?

    xin
    It's really funny if you listen to the tape, and understand both languages.

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  5. Can't read a single character :) Not multi-lingual.

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  6. LOL... but kinda absurd in a way. :P

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  7. Mei Ting
    Come back for my English post :)

    kyh
    Why absurd?

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  8. Ouch, my Cantonese is not good enough for these kind of jokes, although I kind of get the last couple of ones.

    Do you know this one (http://www.yellowbridge.com/humor/dengxiaoping.php):

    Deng Xiaoping is visiting the US. Tired of being shadowed by his entourage at all times, he decides to go for a walk on his own. This alarms his translators and bodyguards who fear that Mr. Deng will get into trouble since he does not speak any English. However, realizing that they cannot change his mind, they decide to at least prepare him in case he gets stopped by the police. "If you get stopped", they coached him, "they'll first ask for your surname and then they'll ask for your given name. Just tell them and everything will be fine". So Mr. Deng goes out and enjoys himself. A policeman recognizes him. Having heard that Mr. Deng prides himself in his knowledge of American history, he decides to start a conversation with an appropriate subject.
    Policeman: Who was the first president of the U.S?

    Mr. Deng: Wo xing Deng [我姓鄧: My surname is Deng]

    Policeman: Yes, Washington. And what are you doing in the U.S?

    Mr. Deng: Xiaoping [小平]

    Policeman: Ah, shopping. Very good. Have nice day!.

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